Adventures in Diaper Changing

Chances are that I am not the only man who spent a small part of his 30th birthday changing his one-month-old's diaper.

However, I assume fewer men did this on the floor of their church's nursery.

I imagine even fewer men then had to use their right hand to stop the fountain from spraying from the one-month-old.

I guess even fewer men then heard the sound of something coming out of the other direction.

Well, that was exactly what happened on Sunday.  Thanks to all who helped out with the cleanup!

By the way, most of you know that I attend a church that meets in a movie theater.  I promise you that all of this took place on a blanket, and you do not need to worry about this the next time you go there to see a movie.

Noah's Silly Hat

A while back, I posted about the hats that we tried on at Stan's Idle Hour in Goodland, FL.  You can relive the memories here.  I was absent-minded and forgot to include a picture of the hat that Noah tried on, so here it is.  Enjoy!

Noah's New Diet?

The following is an actual conversation at dinnertime the other night:

Noah: Whatchu eating, Daddy?
Me: I'm eating chicken tetrazzini.  What are you eating?
Noah: Pine cones.

He went on to mention eating pine cones two more times that evening.  For the record, Noah also had chicken tetrazzini.  You can rest assured that we will never make our children eat pine cones for dinner, no matter how much they beg.